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Outgrowing The Tots

For the supreme enjoyment of fun and adult recreation, we have transformed, merged, and infused the neighborhood’s playground with a unit from Intensive Care. Play at your own risk. Insurance is not...

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Wherewithal Withdrawals

. Slip, slip, slipping away. Drip, dry, draining my pay. Tax, tax! Taking the max. Kerplunck! Kerplunck! They sunk my junk. . Chill! Chill!  Chomping the pill. Chop, chop! Chump will you stop? “Now,...

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From Dictation To Climax

.. The scene was set, the curtains closed, the action – long and drawn out. Midnight was approaching, and my joy lay open and empty, right in front of my anticipatory face. With slow hand I lightly...

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Free Uncle Tree

FREE! FREE! FREE! Uncle Tree is not For Sale! ~ He already owns himself ~ — twice over — That’s what makes him FREE! *

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Uncle Tree’s House

 ~ Putting music to words, and words to pictures ~ Illustration by Aaron Pocock * For those of you who are wondering how I came up with the idea for my nickname – An anonymous young fellow, who called...

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A Show Of Words

♣ This sightly show of words was quickly becoming a 2-story affair. [ A tale of two notions broadly cast over one station ] Mumbled confusion of the third degree quadrupled the perils of free...

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Mother Earth: To God Knows Where

* A very long delay there was between Genesis “Let there be light!” and earthlings playing like God until they made it happen for real. The body electric wired the planet en masse. It’s like…to the...

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